if i was briggs

if i was briggs i would do a lot of things different. one i would throw any cubs fan students out of my classroom or just fail them like the cubs do for the world series.then for the homework stuff i would give cub fans all of the non cub fans homework and make them do it. if they cant do it all then they get and f and the non cubs fan still get an A for the day. the speeches thing is easy. if i fall asleep you get a f. but if you can keep me awake you pass. i would be a cool teacher as long as you werent a cubs fan. hahaha thats right go cardinals and sox all the way.the behavior thing is easy to. i would either get a stun gun from the school cop. and if they misbehave then i would shoot them with it. or i would bring in like chuck lidell and have him take care of them.