explain some science yeee haaa

have you ever wondered why bears are so mean. well im here to tell you why. ok so you know when u are having a really good dream. then ur dad pulls ur covers off to wake u up. then you are so mad that you are a donkey to everyone. well same with bears they sleep for months then all of sudden woke up. i dont know bout u but that would tick me off. plus u see there teeth they have huge teeth but no toothbrush to brush them. so there teeth are probably very iritating them. also all that hair they have. i mean if your a bear and its like 60 degrees out it probably feels like 160. that would be defintly annoying to me. also people be taking pictures of them all the time. its like celebrities and paprazzie. so that i think is why bears dont like people and also try to eat them. which brings me to another theory. if celebrities would start eating the paparazzi then they wouldnt have to worry about them anymore. and also get stressd out and start taking drugs. so that is why bears are very mean and the cure for celecbrities stress delima.