my childhood crushes

there was only a couple woman for me when i was younger. angelina jolie. she was the perfect woman and still is. she's hot, funny, fiesty, strong willed, and did i say hot all ready oh wait yeah i did. plus she is a good person at heart and she is very very smart. a.k.a the perfect woman. i remember watching her older movies and i was like she's my wife i called it. you know those little games you play with your friends. the one's where you call a woman to be your wife before your friends can. i remember when i had a cut out poster board picture of her i used to sleep with. then i would gloat to my friends that i was sleeping with angelina jolie. even though i new the truth and they didnt. so i was like the pimp of my 8th grade when they heard about it. well i guess if i did have to pick another girl of my dreams it was trish stratus. she was the hottest wwe diva ever. everytime i saw her wreastle i felt really warm inside. especialy when she wreastled other women. yeah the guys know what im talking about. well these two were my top two but i have a couple others through out my years growing up. this is the list.
1. angelina jolie
2. trish stratus
3. kimberly the original pink power ranger
4. jessica alba
5.jessica beil
6.julia roberts
7.kat-von-de
8.jennifer garner
9.Eliza Dushku
10.Kristen Kreuk
11.wonder woman
12.reese witherspoon
13.eva mendes
14. kate beckinsail
15. halley berry as cat-woman

if i was briggs

if i was briggs i would do a lot of things different. one i would throw any cubs fan students out of my classroom or just fail them like the cubs do for the world series.then for the homework stuff i would give cub fans all of the non cub fans homework and make them do it. if they cant do it all then they get and f and the non cubs fan still get an A for the day. the speeches thing is easy. if i fall asleep you get a f. but if you can keep me awake you pass. i would be a cool teacher as long as you werent a cubs fan. hahaha thats right go cardinals and sox all the way.the behavior thing is easy to. i would either get a stun gun from the school cop. and if they misbehave then i would shoot them with it. or i would bring in like chuck lidell and have him take care of them.

love v.s hate who really hates food??

i am more of a food warrior. i will take on any food and overcome it. i have tried everything from squid to eel to hummus with rye bread to mountain oysters ok i didn't care for that one. um i cant eat shell fish because i'm deadly allergic to them. so that kinda sucks specially when people tell me its the greatest thing in the world. whatever!! you and your crabs can go home and eat each other. ummmm that dosent sound good does it oh well i mean it the way you take it so yeah. anyway i love ice cream, pizza just like the ninja turtles maybe even more. i love all kinds of chicken and burgers.

the 5 great cities

the first place i want to go is san Fransisco,califorina. it is amazing to just chill at. it has great scenery and it also has awesome beaches. i went there two years ago. it was one of the greates times i have ever had. the next place will be paris. the city of love sounds nice to me. i have this girl that i really care about. i think it would be nice to go with her. to at least show her my true feelings.
the next place would be japan. i love the food,culture,women, i mean uhhh cars!! yeah cars. then i want to go to the Caribbean. that place looks so beautiful. right on. i would love to go swim with sharks and other sea animals.the last place for sure is Ireland. my family came from there and so did my girlfriend's. she said she was Irish which only means one thing. we got luck of the Irish to bring us togather. thats the only thing that would explain it. she is amazing, beautiful, and caring. all things that are hard to find in a girl is everything i can find in her. now tell me thats not the luck of the Irish.

iron-man

iron man is probably the greatest hero ever. i watched him grow into a major @## kicker. he has fought many foes stronger than himself. like for instance the hulk who is unbeatable supposedly. he did get owned by him at first but then tony invented the hulk buster armor. it gave him twice the strength that the hulk had. he has invented many different kinds of armor too. like the war machine suit. the mark 1,2, and 3 suits.plus he also invented the ultimate suit. he has been my hero for a long time now. so what do i think he will be doing when hes older. i will tell you then. they actually made a movie when he is old but he found a chemical that he fused with his suit to make him young again. so as long as he stays in the suit he will stay young. which i think is pretty dang cool if i do say so myself

explain some science yeee haaa

have you ever wondered why bears are so mean. well im here to tell you why. ok so you know when u are having a really good dream. then ur dad pulls ur covers off to wake u up. then you are so mad that you are a donkey to everyone. well same with bears they sleep for months then all of sudden woke up. i dont know bout u but that would tick me off. plus u see there teeth they have huge teeth but no toothbrush to brush them. so there teeth are probably very iritating them. also all that hair they have. i mean if your a bear and its like 60 degrees out it probably feels like 160. that would be defintly annoying to me. also people be taking pictures of them all the time. its like celebrities and paprazzie. so that i think is why bears dont like people and also try to eat them. which brings me to another theory. if celebrities would start eating the paparazzi then they wouldnt have to worry about them anymore. and also get stressd out and start taking drugs. so that is why bears are very mean and the cure for celecbrities stress delima.

steps to date a vampire and not get sucked dry

Make sure your vampire date is the vegetarian type. After all, this is just a date, not how to become her enternal husband. If she gets her fangs into you, the dating is over and the wedding planning begins.
also Go Goth. Your vampire girl friend wouldn't be caught dead, or undead, with a preppy type. Get into the right look and that vampire will be looking your way.
Take an interest in her undead life. The undead have a whole set of problems you never even dreamed of, like not being able to get a good tan. Be supportive when her feeling's are a little isolated. It isn't easy being a vampire.
also Learn to get by on a lot less sleep. After sneaking out at midnight and staying up all night, you'll still have to get up at 6 a.m. Deal with it. Get some extra makeup to hide those bags under your eyes.
then Tell her she looks great, even when she doesn't. Remember, your vampire date can't see herself in a mirror. This makes for all sorts of difficulties in the grooming department. these are the steps i would take to make a relationship work with a vampire. so if you ever decide to date a vampire then use these steps to your benifit. plus who really dosent want to live forever come on.