my childhood crushes

there was only a couple woman for me when i was younger. angelina jolie. she was the perfect woman and still is. she's hot, funny, fiesty, strong willed, and did i say hot all ready oh wait yeah i did. plus she is a good person at heart and she is very very smart. a.k.a the perfect woman. i remember watching her older movies and i was like she's my wife i called it. you know those little games you play with your friends. the one's where you call a woman to be your wife before your friends can. i remember when i had a cut out poster board picture of her i used to sleep with. then i would gloat to my friends that i was sleeping with angelina jolie. even though i new the truth and they didnt. so i was like the pimp of my 8th grade when they heard about it. well i guess if i did have to pick another girl of my dreams it was trish stratus. she was the hottest wwe diva ever. everytime i saw her wreastle i felt really warm inside. especialy when she wreastled other women. yeah the guys know what im talking about. well these two were my top two but i have a couple others through out my years growing up. this is the list.
1. angelina jolie
2. trish stratus
3. kimberly the original pink power ranger
4. jessica alba
5.jessica beil
6.julia roberts
7.kat-von-de
8.jennifer garner
9.Eliza Dushku
10.Kristen Kreuk
11.wonder woman
12.reese witherspoon
13.eva mendes
14. kate beckinsail
15. halley berry as cat-woman

if i was briggs

if i was briggs i would do a lot of things different. one i would throw any cubs fan students out of my classroom or just fail them like the cubs do for the world series.then for the homework stuff i would give cub fans all of the non cub fans homework and make them do it. if they cant do it all then they get and f and the non cubs fan still get an A for the day. the speeches thing is easy. if i fall asleep you get a f. but if you can keep me awake you pass. i would be a cool teacher as long as you werent a cubs fan. hahaha thats right go cardinals and sox all the way.the behavior thing is easy to. i would either get a stun gun from the school cop. and if they misbehave then i would shoot them with it. or i would bring in like chuck lidell and have him take care of them.