Make sure your vampire date is the vegetarian type. After all, this is just a date, not how to become her enternal husband. If she gets her fangs into you, the dating is over and the wedding planning begins.
also Go Goth. Your vampire girl friend wouldn't be caught dead, or undead, with a preppy type. Get into the right look and that vampire will be looking your way.
Take an interest in her undead life. The undead have a whole set of problems you never even dreamed of, like not being able to get a good tan. Be supportive when her feeling's are a little isolated. It isn't easy being a vampire.
also Learn to get by on a lot less sleep. After sneaking out at midnight and staying up all night, you'll still have to get up at 6 a.m. Deal with it. Get some extra makeup to hide those bags under your eyes.
then Tell her she looks great, even when she doesn't. Remember, your vampire date can't see herself in a mirror. This makes for all sorts of difficulties in the grooming department. these are the steps i would take to make a relationship work with a vampire. so if you ever decide to date a vampire then use these steps to your benifit. plus who really dosent want to live forever come on.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
if i had three wishes
if i had three wishes i would use them to my benefit. i think the first wish i would make would be the riches man on the planet. this way i could help my family out. i could support a family when that happens and my girlfriend or wife. i would also get me things that i have always wanted. i also could help out my friends who have not a lot of money. the next thing i wish for would be having very good wide receiving skills playing for the cowboys. i would be then very wealthy and still have a job i would love. that would be also very great experience for me. the last thing i would wish for is kinda kiddish but superpowers. i would have a jumble of super powers in my body. my powers would be these. one mind read so i could stop people i care about from doing stupid things to themselves.the next one would be super strength,speed,agility. then for the last couple of powers i want to regenerate my wounds like wolverine and be able to turn my skin into steel. that way i could take shots from tanks and other heavy weapons and not be hurt. i just like helping people so thats why i chose this one. plus all the superhero attributes would help me in football. specially the steel skin and super strength.
Friday, February 13, 2009
my news rant
The golden boy of American swimming and I have almost nothing in common. He’s athletic and smiley, a hero to the masses; I’m lazy and not very athletic, a hero to no one of note. I can now play six degrees of separation with Michael Phelps, provided pot dealers are a fair play. Yes, Uncle Sam’s fourteen time Olympic Gold Medalist has been caught with his hands in the cookie jar or more specifically, with his mouth on the bong. Not the same one at the same time. We’re living in heady times, my friend's. They don’t make ’em like they used to, the role models, I mean. Where have you gone, Joe Dimaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. this is just something that has botherd me for awhile and i wanted you all to know why.
Friday, February 6, 2009
beauty
the most beautiful thing I've ever seen was the Shelby gt 500 67. The 428 cubic inch V8 fitted to some cars used two Holly carburettors, this engine was capable of accelerating the GT500 to 60 mph in just 6.5 seconds and the car had a top speed of 132 mph.
The Shelby GT500 was the first production street car to come with a rollbar and shoulder harnesses fitted as standard.
The 1967 GT500 was immortalized - twice - in the hit movie 'gone in 60 seconds' where a GT500 called Elanor featured as the ultimate car.
In 2005 Ford revealed a new GT500 Mustang at the Detroit Auto Show. The new car draws heavily on the original cars styling, and comes complete with a supercharged 5.4L V-8 packing more than 450 horsepower. this car I'm in love with for sure. it is probably the most beautiful thing at least until i have a kid.
The Shelby GT500 was the first production street car to come with a rollbar and shoulder harnesses fitted as standard.
The 1967 GT500 was immortalized - twice - in the hit movie 'gone in 60 seconds' where a GT500 called Elanor featured as the ultimate car.
In 2005 Ford revealed a new GT500 Mustang at the Detroit Auto Show. The new car draws heavily on the original cars styling, and comes complete with a supercharged 5.4L V-8 packing more than 450 horsepower. this car I'm in love with for sure. it is probably the most beautiful thing at least until i have a kid.
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