Friday, January 30, 2009

dear zack

well since ur twenty nine years old. i hope that we didn't do anything stupid. like i hope we don't get arrested or worse dead. i hope that we went to collage and have a steady job. we will be playing for the cowboys. we also will steal Jessica Simpson from tony romo. we will be together for a while then one day we will meet up with brad Pitt. then you and brad will switch girls for a while. yes that means we will be hooking up with angleina jolie for a while. after we finish are season we will get back with jessica simpson and angleina jolie. sorry brad but your just not as cool as us sucker. since im with both girls i put down some rules. first im going to send all of angleinas kids with brad and tell him to keep them. i would also make jessica wear daisy duke shorts all the time. that is what we would be like in the future.

Friday, January 23, 2009

getting hitched

I think that it’s a little hard to imagine my grandparents wedding. If, I did have to imagine it. Than this is what I think it would be like. First thing I know my grandpa asked my grandma to marry her right before he went to Vietnam. She said yes on the spot to. He was over there for about three years. When he got back he found a job and soon got more money from the army. That’s when my grandma and grandpa got married at the Atlanta church. I think my grandpa had a shaved head because of the army and my grandma had some funky 60’s hair do. My grandma probably cried before the wedding and my mom was probably the flower girl. My grandpa was probably nervous and sweating a lot. My grandma probably got walked down the ile by her dad. Which I guess would have been my great grandpa. She would go to the alter with my grandpa they say there vows and then get hitched. They would go to the after party dance drink and eat a huge cake while they shoved cake in each others faces. My grandpa’s brother would say some words because he was the best man. After the party my grandparents would go on there honeymoon. Just like everyone does and that’s really all there is to tell about that.

Friday, January 9, 2009

just short of famous

if i could be famous for something. I would like to be famous as a NFL starting wide receiver. that would be awesome. i of course would want to be a starting receiver for the cowboys. it seems to me that is what the team is kind of lacking right now. i would love to be in the same conference as the greats like "Bullet" Bob Hayes is the best receiver in Dallas Cowboys history, he changed the game of football. Known as the "World's Fastest Man" the former Olympic Gold Medal winning sprinter was quite the football player as well. Until Hayes came along defenses pretty much covered wide receivers with a man to man look. "Bullet" Bob Hayes was so fast that they had to invent the zone defense to attempt to cover him. And in those days the bump and run was all the way down the field until the ball was in the air.

In 132 NFL games "Bullet" Bob Hayes caught 371 passes for 7,414 yards and 75 touchdowns. He had a remarkable 20 yards per catch average for his career. He also added 1,157 yards and 3 touchdowns on punt returns.

Michael Irvin in my opinion barely made it to number 2 rather than 3 but he did and here is why. First he got away with murder in pushing off on defenders and 2nd he was on better teams than any of the others on the list. That being said Irvin was a worker and a game breaker, he was not a natural athlete but he worked so hard he produced like one.

In 159 games Michael Irvin caught 750 passes for 11,904 yards and 65 touchdowns. He has a respectable 15.9 yards per catch average as well. He would have more stats but he retired slightly early due to injury.

Drew Pearson certainly belongs on any list of the Best Dallas Cowboy Wide Receivers ever. He made the most famous catch in Dallas History with his "Hail Mary" grab from Roger Staubach. He was also a undrafted free agent who played quarterback in college and adapted very well to a new position in the NFL. As a kid who loved the Cowboys Drew Pearson was the big time receiver they had then. Though I remember more the Danny White to Pearson combo, than Roger Staubach. this is my famous dream to be in the same league as these great cowboy wide receivers.