my childhood crushes

there was only a couple woman for me when i was younger. angelina jolie. she was the perfect woman and still is. she's hot, funny, fiesty, strong willed, and did i say hot all ready oh wait yeah i did. plus she is a good person at heart and she is very very smart. a.k.a the perfect woman. i remember watching her older movies and i was like she's my wife i called it. you know those little games you play with your friends. the one's where you call a woman to be your wife before your friends can. i remember when i had a cut out poster board picture of her i used to sleep with. then i would gloat to my friends that i was sleeping with angelina jolie. even though i new the truth and they didnt. so i was like the pimp of my 8th grade when they heard about it. well i guess if i did have to pick another girl of my dreams it was trish stratus. she was the hottest wwe diva ever. everytime i saw her wreastle i felt really warm inside. especialy when she wreastled other women. yeah the guys know what im talking about. well these two were my top two but i have a couple others through out my years growing up. this is the list.
1. angelina jolie
2. trish stratus
3. kimberly the original pink power ranger
4. jessica alba
5.jessica beil
6.julia roberts
7.kat-von-de
8.jennifer garner
9.Eliza Dushku
10.Kristen Kreuk
11.wonder woman
12.reese witherspoon
13.eva mendes
14. kate beckinsail
15. halley berry as cat-woman

if i was briggs

if i was briggs i would do a lot of things different. one i would throw any cubs fan students out of my classroom or just fail them like the cubs do for the world series.then for the homework stuff i would give cub fans all of the non cub fans homework and make them do it. if they cant do it all then they get and f and the non cubs fan still get an A for the day. the speeches thing is easy. if i fall asleep you get a f. but if you can keep me awake you pass. i would be a cool teacher as long as you werent a cubs fan. hahaha thats right go cardinals and sox all the way.the behavior thing is easy to. i would either get a stun gun from the school cop. and if they misbehave then i would shoot them with it. or i would bring in like chuck lidell and have him take care of them.

love v.s hate who really hates food??

i am more of a food warrior. i will take on any food and overcome it. i have tried everything from squid to eel to hummus with rye bread to mountain oysters ok i didn't care for that one. um i cant eat shell fish because i'm deadly allergic to them. so that kinda sucks specially when people tell me its the greatest thing in the world. whatever!! you and your crabs can go home and eat each other. ummmm that dosent sound good does it oh well i mean it the way you take it so yeah. anyway i love ice cream, pizza just like the ninja turtles maybe even more. i love all kinds of chicken and burgers.

the 5 great cities

the first place i want to go is san Fransisco,califorina. it is amazing to just chill at. it has great scenery and it also has awesome beaches. i went there two years ago. it was one of the greates times i have ever had. the next place will be paris. the city of love sounds nice to me. i have this girl that i really care about. i think it would be nice to go with her. to at least show her my true feelings.
the next place would be japan. i love the food,culture,women, i mean uhhh cars!! yeah cars. then i want to go to the Caribbean. that place looks so beautiful. right on. i would love to go swim with sharks and other sea animals.the last place for sure is Ireland. my family came from there and so did my girlfriend's. she said she was Irish which only means one thing. we got luck of the Irish to bring us togather. thats the only thing that would explain it. she is amazing, beautiful, and caring. all things that are hard to find in a girl is everything i can find in her. now tell me thats not the luck of the Irish.

iron-man

iron man is probably the greatest hero ever. i watched him grow into a major @## kicker. he has fought many foes stronger than himself. like for instance the hulk who is unbeatable supposedly. he did get owned by him at first but then tony invented the hulk buster armor. it gave him twice the strength that the hulk had. he has invented many different kinds of armor too. like the war machine suit. the mark 1,2, and 3 suits.plus he also invented the ultimate suit. he has been my hero for a long time now. so what do i think he will be doing when hes older. i will tell you then. they actually made a movie when he is old but he found a chemical that he fused with his suit to make him young again. so as long as he stays in the suit he will stay young. which i think is pretty dang cool if i do say so myself

explain some science yeee haaa

have you ever wondered why bears are so mean. well im here to tell you why. ok so you know when u are having a really good dream. then ur dad pulls ur covers off to wake u up. then you are so mad that you are a donkey to everyone. well same with bears they sleep for months then all of sudden woke up. i dont know bout u but that would tick me off. plus u see there teeth they have huge teeth but no toothbrush to brush them. so there teeth are probably very iritating them. also all that hair they have. i mean if your a bear and its like 60 degrees out it probably feels like 160. that would be defintly annoying to me. also people be taking pictures of them all the time. its like celebrities and paprazzie. so that i think is why bears dont like people and also try to eat them. which brings me to another theory. if celebrities would start eating the paparazzi then they wouldnt have to worry about them anymore. and also get stressd out and start taking drugs. so that is why bears are very mean and the cure for celecbrities stress delima.

steps to date a vampire and not get sucked dry

Make sure your vampire date is the vegetarian type. After all, this is just a date, not how to become her enternal husband. If she gets her fangs into you, the dating is over and the wedding planning begins.
also Go Goth. Your vampire girl friend wouldn't be caught dead, or undead, with a preppy type. Get into the right look and that vampire will be looking your way.
Take an interest in her undead life. The undead have a whole set of problems you never even dreamed of, like not being able to get a good tan. Be supportive when her feeling's are a little isolated. It isn't easy being a vampire.
also Learn to get by on a lot less sleep. After sneaking out at midnight and staying up all night, you'll still have to get up at 6 a.m. Deal with it. Get some extra makeup to hide those bags under your eyes.
then Tell her she looks great, even when she doesn't. Remember, your vampire date can't see herself in a mirror. This makes for all sorts of difficulties in the grooming department. these are the steps i would take to make a relationship work with a vampire. so if you ever decide to date a vampire then use these steps to your benifit. plus who really dosent want to live forever come on.

if i had three wishes

if i had three wishes i would use them to my benefit. i think the first wish i would make would be the riches man on the planet. this way i could help my family out. i could support a family when that happens and my girlfriend or wife. i would also get me things that i have always wanted. i also could help out my friends who have not a lot of money. the next thing i wish for would be having very good wide receiving skills playing for the cowboys. i would be then very wealthy and still have a job i would love. that would be also very great experience for me. the last thing i would wish for is kinda kiddish but superpowers. i would have a jumble of super powers in my body. my powers would be these. one mind read so i could stop people i care about from doing stupid things to themselves.the next one would be super strength,speed,agility. then for the last couple of powers i want to regenerate my wounds like wolverine and be able to turn my skin into steel. that way i could take shots from tanks and other heavy weapons and not be hurt. i just like helping people so thats why i chose this one. plus all the superhero attributes would help me in football. specially the steel skin and super strength.

my news rant

The golden boy of American swimming and I have almost nothing in common. He’s athletic and smiley, a hero to the masses; I’m lazy and not very athletic, a hero to no one of note. I can now play six degrees of separation with Michael Phelps, provided pot dealers are a fair play. Yes, Uncle Sam’s fourteen time Olympic Gold Medalist has been caught with his hands in the cookie jar or more specifically, with his mouth on the bong. Not the same one at the same time. We’re living in heady times, my friend's. They don’t make ’em like they used to, the role models, I mean. Where have you gone, Joe Dimaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. this is just something that has botherd me for awhile and i wanted you all to know why.

beauty

the most beautiful thing I've ever seen was the Shelby gt 500 67. The 428 cubic inch V8 fitted to some cars used two Holly carburettors, this engine was capable of accelerating the GT500 to 60 mph in just 6.5 seconds and the car had a top speed of 132 mph.

The Shelby GT500 was the first production street car to come with a rollbar and shoulder harnesses fitted as standard.

The 1967 GT500 was immortalized - twice - in the hit movie 'gone in 60 seconds' where a GT500 called Elanor featured as the ultimate car.

In 2005 Ford revealed a new GT500 Mustang at the Detroit Auto Show. The new car draws heavily on the original cars styling, and comes complete with a supercharged 5.4L V-8 packing more than 450 horsepower. this car I'm in love with for sure. it is probably the most beautiful thing at least until i have a kid.

dear zack

well since ur twenty nine years old. i hope that we didn't do anything stupid. like i hope we don't get arrested or worse dead. i hope that we went to collage and have a steady job. we will be playing for the cowboys. we also will steal Jessica Simpson from tony romo. we will be together for a while then one day we will meet up with brad Pitt. then you and brad will switch girls for a while. yes that means we will be hooking up with angleina jolie for a while. after we finish are season we will get back with jessica simpson and angleina jolie. sorry brad but your just not as cool as us sucker. since im with both girls i put down some rules. first im going to send all of angleinas kids with brad and tell him to keep them. i would also make jessica wear daisy duke shorts all the time. that is what we would be like in the future.

getting hitched

I think that it’s a little hard to imagine my grandparents wedding. If, I did have to imagine it. Than this is what I think it would be like. First thing I know my grandpa asked my grandma to marry her right before he went to Vietnam. She said yes on the spot to. He was over there for about three years. When he got back he found a job and soon got more money from the army. That’s when my grandma and grandpa got married at the Atlanta church. I think my grandpa had a shaved head because of the army and my grandma had some funky 60’s hair do. My grandma probably cried before the wedding and my mom was probably the flower girl. My grandpa was probably nervous and sweating a lot. My grandma probably got walked down the ile by her dad. Which I guess would have been my great grandpa. She would go to the alter with my grandpa they say there vows and then get hitched. They would go to the after party dance drink and eat a huge cake while they shoved cake in each others faces. My grandpa’s brother would say some words because he was the best man. After the party my grandparents would go on there honeymoon. Just like everyone does and that’s really all there is to tell about that.

just short of famous

if i could be famous for something. I would like to be famous as a NFL starting wide receiver. that would be awesome. i of course would want to be a starting receiver for the cowboys. it seems to me that is what the team is kind of lacking right now. i would love to be in the same conference as the greats like "Bullet" Bob Hayes is the best receiver in Dallas Cowboys history, he changed the game of football. Known as the "World's Fastest Man" the former Olympic Gold Medal winning sprinter was quite the football player as well. Until Hayes came along defenses pretty much covered wide receivers with a man to man look. "Bullet" Bob Hayes was so fast that they had to invent the zone defense to attempt to cover him. And in those days the bump and run was all the way down the field until the ball was in the air.

In 132 NFL games "Bullet" Bob Hayes caught 371 passes for 7,414 yards and 75 touchdowns. He had a remarkable 20 yards per catch average for his career. He also added 1,157 yards and 3 touchdowns on punt returns.

Michael Irvin in my opinion barely made it to number 2 rather than 3 but he did and here is why. First he got away with murder in pushing off on defenders and 2^nd he was on better teams than any of the others on the list. That being said Irvin was a worker and a game breaker, he was not a natural athlete but he worked so hard he produced like one.

In 159 games Michael Irvin caught 750 passes for 11,904 yards and 65 touchdowns. He has a respectable 15.9 yards per catch average as well. He would have more stats but he retired slightly early due to injury.

Drew Pearson certainly belongs on any list of the Best Dallas Cowboy Wide Receivers ever. He made the most famous catch in Dallas History with his "Hail Mary" grab from Roger Staubach. He was also a undrafted free agent who played quarterback in college and adapted very well to a new position in the NFL. As a kid who loved the Cowboys Drew Pearson was the big time receiver they had then. Though I remember more the Danny White to Pearson combo, than Roger Staubach. this is my famous dream to be in the same league as these great cowboy wide receivers.