dear zack

well since ur twenty nine years old. i hope that we didn't do anything stupid. like i hope we don't get arrested or worse dead. i hope that we went to collage and have a steady job. we will be playing for the cowboys. we also will steal Jessica Simpson from tony romo. we will be together for a while then one day we will meet up with brad Pitt. then you and brad will switch girls for a while. yes that means we will be hooking up with angleina jolie for a while. after we finish are season we will get back with jessica simpson and angleina jolie. sorry brad but your just not as cool as us sucker. since im with both girls i put down some rules. first im going to send all of angleinas kids with brad and tell him to keep them. i would also make jessica wear daisy duke shorts all the time. that is what we would be like in the future.